Snapshots and ScreenshotsTumblr (3.0; @everythingkgb)http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cb494627e21bdc38746ccdb9ef9a6b6/tumblr_mn2k8ck0K21r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>It’s all lol until the batteries die. </strong></p> <p>^ New personal motto, inspired by text message with my neighbor</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/50862451888http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/50862451888Sun, 19 May 2013 19:36:00 -0400loltextbatteryvolkswagonbeetleheadlightlampraincarneighboraaabrokenmechanicrepairgarage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9391e0ef64e334a2dfe102d5b47109b7/tumblr_mn0iboPSuv1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Asparagus Fries. And to think I’ve gone my whole life not realizing those stalks were finger food.</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/50756814330http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/50756814330Sat, 18 May 2013 16:59:48 -0400asparagusfriesfoodfood pornburgergrillatlantic stationburger jointcheesevegetable<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9b9e8bfd54d0dafc8c4156775785e2f/tumblr_mmwpolXJP21r8exupo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39e385c4592e987176f88aa127fcf5ef/tumblr_mmwpolXJP21r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>You got me gooooood, Fast Company caption writers.<br/>Black fedoras off to you.</p> <p>(June 2013 issue, pp. 78)</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/50594787568http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/50594787568Thu, 16 May 2013 15:48:00 -0400Fast CompanyBreaking BadBryan CranstonJesse PinkmanAaron PaulCreativeVInce Gilligan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba2cb6a9759a6be5d71ade0843f3447b/tumblr_ml9lpeltWf1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wonder if pollen landing on me is one of those weird good luck signs, like bird poop?</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/47988142004http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/47988142004Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:44:02 -0400pollenbirdspringallergy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b6ac629df21332b96a8d59a123c3248/tumblr_ml7zkkhp1P1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hope it’s replaced with a STOP sign.</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/47910116694http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/47910116694Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:48:00 -0400signstopwrecktrafficyieldoops<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d283b2066796b42933b63f80eae53b7/tumblr_ml7ie2bCRx1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pollen goes to church to confess its crime against humanity. #sneeze</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/47882646784http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/47882646784Sat, 13 Apr 2013 14:37:14 -0400pollenspringspring feverchurchconfessflowerscoldtissuesneeze<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fca33a9602b43412e3aa5ff0858afc3/tumblr_mklqv9IlpO1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85453b8e6a9c3405c6ffa138c16a43c7/tumblr_mklqv9IlpO1r8exupo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Curb appeal</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/46894455153http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/46894455153Mon, 01 Apr 2013 20:33:09 -0400tuesday morningshoptrashjunkcarcurbappealwtfbeaterjunkercheapfound art<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a9665e5485022df4dd625f01c241c7e/tumblr_mkjb54sV6r1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6bb18d96d4a7335e10a3cfcb33f3bf8/tumblr_mkjb54sV6r1r8exupo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Top-notch security</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/46768587655http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/46768587655Sun, 31 Mar 2013 12:58:00 -0400guardbearhoneysecuritygunsalarmburglarrobberpatrolpolicethief<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e06fddbf96a9f319f66d2d5c96c10bd/tumblr_mk6ln95cTY1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Attentio<br/> n-grabbing</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/46187672224http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/46187672224Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:16:20 -0400typographytypeline breakawkwardfontsignattentiongymhot tubLA Fitness<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db17732f457c9cef9daac784f5b95c35/tumblr_mk68677tbD1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A political statement totally out of place on a Japanese car. </p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/46164117968http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/46164117968Sun, 24 Mar 2013 11:25:00 -0400japantoyotacarforddolepresidentelectionamericausapoliticstaxfree speechwtfmichigan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/828bc8a868086f374895c464b038b572/tumblr_mjg5xwUk0d1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Revere" title="Paul Revere: The British are Coming!" target="_blank">Paul Revere</a> announcing spring.</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/45021753333http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/45021753333Sun, 10 Mar 2013 09:39:00 -0400paul reveremidnight ridebostontulipsbritishspringflowerrevolutionamericanhistoryhorse<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edabfa8338e6fd64319e4ff671d298aa/tumblr_mjd99ganSK1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Drop the greasy Chinese and give me 20.”</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/44894838222http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/44894838222Fri, 08 Mar 2013 18:58:00 -0500Chinesetakeoutgreasyfatfriedfitnessresolutionjunk foodtennisexercisesportsgympersonal trainerlast supper<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bec9bc703c84b650de8a92b7f367ef16/tumblr_mj9lb4ILfc1r8exupo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I picked the wrong profession.</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/44744518619http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/44744518619Wed, 06 Mar 2013 19:28:00 -0500teachercarsmaseratiluxurylicensevanity plates<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22fe61551257ee10791f2b5205d29d19/tumblr_miu9ecfshm1r8exupo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kids…</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/44071221523http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/44071221523Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:47:00 -0500stonerweedmoneydollardrugsmarijuanapotreefer<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/769875ee0d1ba73802eeaa8cc1d50bc8/tumblr_mica69CABl1r8exupo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Window washing superheroes at Pittsburgh Children’s Hospital. My heart is officially warmed.</p> <p>(photo by James Knox)</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/43269202539http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/43269202539Sat, 16 Feb 2013 19:46:00 -0500windowheroheroesPittsburghChildrenhospitalcomicsBatmanSupermanSpidermanawesome<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b63fadb6c6b72e4006375f73faffc6c/tumblr_mic32bgZw41r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(Caffeinated) Hippies Use Side Door</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/43258081435http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/43258081435Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:13:00 -0500starbuckssignbrokencoffeecoffee shopcaffeinesignage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58e77eb86af6b4b4cbafe8fc077f35e0/tumblr_mhteu274Hl1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Urban horseshoes</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/42445646632http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/42445646632Wed, 06 Feb 2013 15:13:14 -0500horseshoeshorsebikelockcity<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5c92ce3e0a3683483016f70ee463bc0/tumblr_mhrqf5qcbJ1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Less driving, more running.</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/42380777635http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/42380777635Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:28:00 -0500carimpoundwheelsmarathonrunvolvoparkingdrivewalk<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e7894e07cae2b3dbf037978f7c90c58/tumblr_mh1nmuTxOr1r8exupo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Just when you thought CNN couldn’t go lower than Nancy Grace and Piers Morgan.  </p> <p>(screenshots via @Mashable)</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/41215543620http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/41215543620Tue, 22 Jan 2013 15:30:00 -0500TexasschoolshootingLone StarCNNMashablegun<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ed3e0cf5625c0b872b0914bc95cf6b2/tumblr_mgnb8fw5oB1r8exupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Flip the bird, or hold a kitten? Good choice, Johnny. </p> <p>(photo via @theJohnCash)</p>http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/40569334622http://everythingkgb.tumblr.com/post/40569334622Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:36:00 -0500middle fingerJohnny CashNashvillebirdcatkittencountry musicflippingoffflippingthebird