It’s all lol until the batteries die. 
^ New personal motto, inspired by text message with my neighbor

It’s all lol until the batteries die.

^ New personal motto, inspired by text message with my neighbor

And to think I’ve gone my whole life not realizing those stalks were fries.

And to think I’ve gone my whole life not realizing those stalks were fries.

You got me gooooood, Fast Company caption writers.
Black fedoras off to you.

(June 2013 issue, pp. 78)

Wonder if pollen landing on me is one of those weird good luck signs, like bird poop?

Wonder if pollen landing on me is one of those weird good luck signs, like bird poop?

Hope it’s replaced with a STOP sign.

Hope it’s replaced with a STOP sign.

Pollen goes to church to confess its crime against humanity. #sneeze

Pollen goes to church to confess its crime against humanity. #sneeze

Curb appeal

Top-notch security

Attentio
n-grabbing

Attentio
n-grabbing

A political statement totally out of place on a Japanese car. 

A political statement totally out of place on a Japanese car. 

It’s like Paul Revere announcing spring.

It’s like Paul Revere announcing spring.

“Drop the greasy Chinese and give me 20.”

“Drop the greasy Chinese and give me 20.”

I picked the wrong profession.

I picked the wrong profession.

Kids…

Kids…

Window washing superheroes at Pittsburgh Children’s Hospital. My heart is officially warmed.
(photo by James Knox)

Window washing superheroes at Pittsburgh Children’s Hospital. My heart is officially warmed.

(photo by James Knox)